Autumnal equinox is approaching, and this picture shows not only a perfect transition between the last days of summer and early fall, but also a technical achievement.
When I saw it for the first time, I was touched by the poetic feeling about it, but after a few seconds, I was taken aback. How is this possible? What a performance! What is the trick? Of course, this little girl, called Jam is very talented, but still! I spoke with *jaszmade, the brilliant brain behind it, and maybe one day, she will tell me her secret!
As a prerequisite for riding a bike you have to prepare the following skills:
(1) Learn the balance:
Learning the balance is the most difficult thing for a Blythe. As you all know, our brain is so highly developed that our center of mass is short below the chin. This means: Start to train strading the balance by opening your mouth and chewing a gum with the lower row of the teeth. After managing this you should start practicing standing on your feet without any help. The lesson is done if you manage to stand for at least one minute (without anything holding you).
(2) Build your muscles:
For riding a bike it is necessary to have some power in your legs. A very effective way for training your legs is doing at least one week the Billy Blanks Tae Boe exams. You should concentrate on your legs in particular.
(3) Learn the speed:
Riding a bike can lead to amazing speeds which can be very annoying if you are not used to it. To learn to cope with speed you have several possibilities: Either you take 3 trips on a roller coaster, or you watch the in-board cam of some formula one stars like Michael Schumacher or Jenson Button, or you open your eyes when being sent from Japan to your new family (open your eyes during flight).
After you are done with the lessons above you have to convince your landlady to buy a nice bicycle. Please note that the color is very important! Yellow bikes are preferable but red ones will do the same job.
Your first ride:
Be aware that the first ride is the most critical one as it will decide whether you learn it ever or never! Make sure that there is enough power in the camera of your landlady; be sure to wear the nicest dress ever; look at the front wheel, this will help striding the balance; don’t look at others if they start laughing; pay attention to your hairdo: a bad hairdo may destroy everything; never release the steering wheel: releasing the steering wheel may cause severe accidents; and last but not least: don’t pee your pants if the speed goes beyond 3mph on a downhill ride
After your first ride:
Be proud; be beautiful; show that you could beat Eddy Merckx; get at least 40 favs and 50 comments on your photos; don’t sweat!
Thank you Jam… and Sven!
And besides the bicycle trick, the whole shooting is a delight, as you can see for yourself.
All photos: *jaszmade. Garments: hoodie from Kittenlash, green dress from Lemieux doll boutique, pink dress from *jaszmade and white hat from Woollyrockers.
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